These are tough economic times, and while you'd like to buy your significant other some lavish expression of your devotion, you are trying to be sensible by tightening your belt.  How about some affordable STL-inspired gear to demonstrate your love?  Nothing tells her she's the one like some hot undies emblazoned with Gooey Buttercake or City of St. Louis Parks & Recreation, you know.  That would not only ensure a good chuckle, but you'd more than likely get some, too.  And who wouldn't like that on Valentine's Day?
Hurry up, though-- we can only guarantee delivery by February 14th on orders received by February 8th!